YOU DARE?!
YOU DARE?!
BAH! DOOM DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR SUCH BANAL TRIVIALITIES! IN ORDER TO MOLD THE WORLD IN DOOM’S IMAGE, TIME MUST BE USED IN A JUDICIOUS MANNER! WHAT LITTLE SPARE TIME I HAVE IS SPENT SPYING ON MY NETTLESOME ENEMIES, OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY!
I AM HE WHO HAS RAVAGED A WORLD… HE WHOSE VERY NAME BESPEAKS THE DIRE DESTRUCTION OF WHICH I CAN RAIN DOWN UPON A HELPLESS PLANET! I AM DOOM! DOOM!!
DOOM DOES NOT MAKE MISTAKES.
BAH! ARE YOU FOOL ENOUGH TO THINK THAT DOOM DOES NOT HAVE A CONTINGENCY PLAN FOR EVERY POSSIBLE TYPE OF INVASION?! MAKE NO MISTAKE, YOU WILL BE MET WITH GRIM FAILURE SHOULD YOU PROCEED. DOOM GIVES NO QUARTER.
DOOM ALWAYS KNOWS WHICH ALLIANCES ARE MOST ADVANTAGEOUS. KEEP THAT IN YOUR TINY MIND AS YOU PONDER YOUR FOOLISH NOTIONS OF INVASION!

ELEVEN, YOU INQUISITIVE DOLT!
YOU MISUNDERSTAND: ONE HAS TO ALMOST ADMIRE HOW MUCH OF A CHALLENGE THAT INFERNAL RICHARDS PRESENTS TO DOOM. WHY, LIFE MIGHT EVEN BE BORING IF DOOM WAS NOT GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO BEST ONE OF THE GREATEST MINDS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE (NONE BEING GREATER THAN DOOM OF COURSE)!! CAN ONE TRULY HATE THAT WHICH IS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SAME COIN?
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT DOOM DESPISES, LOOK NO FURTHER THAN MEPHISTO AND HIS VULGAR SIDEBURNS.

I AM BUT A HUMBLE SERVANT OF MY PEOPLE
VALERIA…. REPRESENTS A HALCYON TIME, LONG BEFORE DOOM’S DREAMS OF POWER, CONQUEST AND VENGEANCE! IT WAS A HAPPIER, INNOCENT TIME! THOSE TIMES DIED WITH MY CHILDHOOD!
THOSE MAUDLIN SENTIMENTS HAVE SINCE BEEN REPLACED BY A THIRST FOR POWER! MORE POWER THAN ANY PUNY MORTAL HAS EVER ENVISIONED! AND IT WILL BE DOOM’S! ALL DOOM’S!!
DOOM LOVES CHILDREN! THEY ARE THE FUTURE.
…DOOM SUSPECTS THAT YOU MAY NOT BE THE CALIBER OF “SUPERVILLAIN” THAT HE SEEKS TO STRIKE AN ALLIANCE WITH!