DOOM CONFESSES TO NO SUCH THING, YOU NOXIOUS BUFFOON!

AS I EXCEL AT ANYTHING I PUT MY MIND TO, IT SHOULD NOT SURPRISE YOU THAT I AM IN FACT A MASTER MUSICIAN! 

IN A STUNNING MEETING OF THE MINDS, WE HAVE BEEN KNOWN COLLABORATE OCCASIONALLY!

DOOM HAS FAR MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO CONTEMPLATE THAN THE CLODS OF SOME PUERILE SO-CALLED “BOY BAND”, YOU FOOL! HOWEVER, DOOM WILL CONCEDE THAT CLEARLY THE ONE WITH THE MAJESTIC BROWS IS THE SUPERIOR MEMBER!

THOSE ARE THE EYEBROWS OF A FUTURE EMPEROR!

THERE IS DOOM ENOUGH FOR ALL!!

DOOM HAS GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, PEASANT!

IT IS THE CURSE OF THE TRULY AMBITIOUS TO STAND ALONE! DOOM IS TOO BUSY LEADING AN EMPIRE TO WASTE TIME ON SUCH FRIVOLITIES! SUCH SPARE TIME IS BETTER UTILIZED IN VANQUISHING ONE’S ENEMIES, LIKE THAT INSUFFERABLE REED RICHARDS!!

WHAT A LUDICROUS QUESTION! IT IS BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT DOOM WOULD BEAT THOSE INFERNAL PARASITES INTO SUBMISSION! 

IF ANY OF THOSE LOWLY CREATURES THINK OF ATTACKING MY PERSON, THEY SHOULD KNOW: NOT ONLY DOES MY ARMOR CONTAIN SPLINTERS OF THE “TRUE CROSS”, I HAVE STUDIED VAMPIRE DEFENSE AND LORE UNDER ONE OF DRACULA’S GREATEST ENEMIES!

YOU WALKING VIRUSES HAVE BEEN WARNED.

WHILE I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO CUT LOOSE WITH SOMETHING CUTTING EDGE, I BELIEVE THAT ONE SHOULD NEVER MESS WITH A CLASSIC! TRUE ICONIC STYLE NEVER GOES OUT OF FASHION, PEASANT!! 

HOW COULD SOMEONE AS STYLE-IMPAIRED AS YOU UNDERSTAND A TRUE FASHION ICONOCLAST LIKE DOCTOR DOOM!

Anonymous said: I am not following you but Tumblr has you on my dash automatically and that is gay.

I’m sorry you don’t know how Tumblr works. That must be so rough, you homophobic shitheel :’(

DOOM IS OF THE OPINION THAT BUGS BUNNY WOULD BE THE CLEAR VICTOR! SUCH A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT IS NOT ONE TO BE UNDERESTIMATED! HE SHARES DEVIOUS TRAITS WITH A CERTAIN TRICKSTER, AND IS, TO USE THE INTERNET VERNACULAR, A “TROLL”.

INDEED, IT WOULD BE MOST ADVANTAGEOUS TO FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH THIS BUGS BUNNY, SHOULD ONE ENCOUNTER A COMMON FOE!